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ä Sam Tramiel - Man or Delicatessen owner???
Ç(I hope there is going to be a picture file of the man himself to
go with this article, I asked for the one on the front page of CTW
to be scanned, let us hope..)
Assuming that the 'Show-Pic' box is there, go away and have a look
for a minute - Back again??? Right, would you not agree with me
that Sam Tramiel would look happier in a striped shopkeepers apron
down amongst the goats cheeses and funny bread, consider the
following.
Does not the concept of delicatessen speak to you of üniche
marketingÇ to an extreme degree, Sam would probably have
prospective customers line up and pull a ticket off one of those
revolving strip machines in the supermarket, then wait for their
turn to be called, where they can purchase little strips of Falcon
cut up and minutely and expensively measured...
äLife sticks up two fingers to even the most on-the-fly deranged
imagination as it seems that in the USA, mail-order suppliers have
to GET PERMISSION from Atari to sell anything now!!!
Ç
üMail-order House:- "Please Atari sir, can I go to the toiletä.."
üTramiel:- "Don't be ridiculous boyÇ, üit's only been five minutes
since you sold the last one I gave you.."
Mail-Order Haus:- "But àSir, üit's really desperate!!"
Tramline:- "When I say no, I generally mean it, what do you do in
there anyway, play with yourself??"
Male h'ordeuvre:- "My dad says that you are a bunch of arrogant
twats who are going to go to the wall before long.."
Trawl-meal:- "THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT BOY..."
ÇAnyway, you see the problem....
Coming soon, new keyboardless polony sausage Falcon with added
garlic!!!
CIH 23/6/93.... Yet another topic discarded into the äRest-Eternal
Good Idea mortuaryÇ.. It was after 15 pints (Of Creme-de-menthe..)ä
Ç
